TOLLY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE (T52)

CONFIDENTIAL

SUBJECT: S.U.B.M.E.R.G.E. Syndicate Personnel & Threat Dossier

background

While Rendezvous Command prepares for the 2027 Rendezvous Operations, our listening posts have intercepted suspicious VHF chatter across the Salish Sea.

It appears our upcoming events have attracted unwanted attention.

Intelligence confirms that rival boat brands have formed a shadow counter-alliance known as S.U.B.M.E.R.G.E. (Syndicate of Uniflite, Bayliner, Marine Enemies, Rival Groups and Entities). Their sole mission is to challenge Tollycraft build quality, downplay our heritage, and attempt to take away our license to celebrate.

known syndicate operatives

Ernst Stavro Uniflite: The master of disguise. Operates in plain sight using a remarkably similar hull profile and attempting to pass as a Tollycraft to the untrained eye.

Baron von Bayliner: The high-volume provocateur. Uses mass-market volume in an attempt to overwhelm Tollycraft presence through sheer production numbers.

Commander Canoe Cove: The northern operative. Leverages a rugged British Columbia-built hull to challenge Tollycraft supremacy in the Salish Sea.

Agent Sea Ray: The express interceptor. Relies on sleek lines, flashy fibreglass, and speed to turn heads and distract from classic build quality.

Le Chris-Craft: The vintage charmer. Uses polished mahogany, and heritage styling in an effort to outshine Tollycraft’s 75 years of proven coastal endurance..

Captain Grand Banks: The slow-displacement veteran. Relies on traditional trawler reputation and fuel economy to undermine Tollycraft’s versatility.

COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE PROTOCOL

Should you spot any of these operatives or suspect syndicate activity, maintain cover, keep your drinks cold, and and raise a glass to 75 years of Tollycraft excellence.

Remain vigilant. The Salish Sea and Tollycraft superiority depend on Agent 0075.

TOLLY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE